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David Crawford Wins Again With "Bovine Wine"

David Crawford is our favorite humor writer from Kelowna, British Columbia. He just won America's Funniest Humor Writing Contest- for the 4th time!

Here is the winning column.

Cookie Tin

It’s December 24th and my brother and his wife sent me a tin of cookies and chocolate for Christmas. That’s nice. All the different confections are in separate plastic bags with decorative ties. Classy. (The good thing is now I have a supply of treats to last until at least the Sugar Bowl. We are lucky Ohio State is even IN the Sugar Bowl with all of the championship ring selling and tattoo getting. But that’s another story.)

For now I am just going to have some of this white chocolate. Actually, it’s not even chocolate because white chocolate doesn’t have cocoa in it. What I can report is that it is really, really good. Maybe too sweet. There are about 8 pieces in the little bag. I’m just going to have 3 and close it up for later. It’s A Wonderful Life is on. I love this movie. I like how Uncle Billy stumbles in to all those trash cans and makes a huge ruckus and George just stares at him.

Man, I shouldn’t have the rest of these pieces but the bag is already open. That’s way too much sugar for one person. Especially with my current weight. Wow, those pieces are smaller than they looked originally.

Skin Graft Elf

Angela Weight joins the magic elf tradition in Georgia only to inflict some elfy damage.

Like A Girlfriend

Danny Gallagher takes a long look at what politics is doing to us.

Drunk on the Range

Feeding wine to cows? David Crawford gets to the root of the vine.

On the Hunt for Tiny Game

As the heat fades and the start of another school year approaches, share one more lazy day of summer with Bud Mortenson as he takes his kids on a bug hunt.

World Cup Frenzy

Eric Deckers supports his ancestral homeland as they compete at the 2010 World Cup.

A Unicorn on the Great White Way

A unicorn tries to break into show business and learns some lessons along the way in E. Mitchell's 'Unicorn in the Big City.'

Age Old Question

Melvin Durai ponders an age old question- what do women want?

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